The Fat (or phat, to that clan) exhaust which belches a tune, which says, ?look at me pleaseeeese, I have a really small genitalia and low self esteem?***. Don?t; you hate Subaru Umpretza Divers! Now boy racers have driven chavvy little cars with over-sized exhausts for decades but these fella?s take some beating a majority being in their 30?s, very sad indeed?

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I read an article in the paper last week about Subaru and Boy racer revenge. The latest craze sweeping Scotland, is people who are just fed up with these noise polluting cringingly embarrassing creatures is ?filling the exhausts with expanding foam from a DIY store!? Not only does it shut them up but immobilise the car! Brilliant! If you?re reading this and thought of this idea you?re a genius.
Talking about putting a sock in it, that?s just superb and apparently set to sweep the nation!
So big exhaust, (small other bits) boys , get a garage or get a life!
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